Ah, St. Patrick’s Day. That one day of the year when everyone is Irish. Also, that one day of the year when everyone thinks “being Irish” means painting shamrocks on their faces drinking cheap domestic beer. In order to enable you further in this endeavor, we’ve compiled a list of events happening throughout the city. So, Erin, you go bragh, girl. You go bragh.

–TeaParty

The Luxury play Great Scott

with Midatlantic, Organ Beats, Mellow Bravo and DJ Belfrank
9PM, $10

BCAE’s Irish Whiskey Tasting

“Join Master of Scotch Brad Jarvis for a special tasting of Irish Whiskey. Contrast the flavors between the two major styles of the South and the North and enjoy discovering blended, pot still style and peated and in-peated single malts.”
6-7:30PM, $45
122 Arlington St., Boston (map)

Bailando! at Enormous Room

Hosted by Nooka Jones and Jason Bergman, featuring Santiago Caballero
9PM, FREE

Green Wine Crash Course with The Second Glass

“There is plenty of time to drink green beer after our tasting, so pregame with us and learn about how thousands of vineyards worldwide are owned by the Irish, brush up on Organic and Sustainable wine and finally get the lowdown on Vino Verde (Green Wine) from Portugal.”
7-8PM, $10
Downtown Wine & Spirits, 255 Elm St., Somerville (map)

St. Patrick’s Day Sale at Rescue

252 Brighton Ave., Allston (map)
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An Evening of KISSTORY at the Model

“Experience the SONIC BOOM over Allston Rock City, as LEGACY with DJ STERLING GOLDEN presents AN EVENING OF KISSTORY. Immerse yourself in a celebration of the music, legend, and legacy of “The Hottest Band In the World”, KISS. A night of thundering rock, intense vibration, and soaring freedom. One of penetrating energy and exploding emotion, stimulating every nerve to unequaled heights.”
7 North Beacon St, Allston (map)
10PM, FREE