As this shortest month of the year comes to a close, there’s always one thing on our minds– Is it seriously time to mail another rent check? Luckily, this weekend serves up plenty of distractions from the woes of psuedo-adulthood, be it with body assaulting beats or vodka made from seven different types of potatoes. (seven!)

This is our weekend to-do list. Print it out. Check it off. Enjoy.

–TeaParty

P.S. Feel free to add your own events in the comments!

[ ] See Precinct pack in more indie rock/pop per square foot than anywhere else in the city

at the Hot Molasses, Tin Thistles, Oranjuly, and The Slow Century show.

[ ] Witness more funk fusion than you can shake a horn section at with Gentlemen Hall and Spiritual Rez

at the Middle East Downstairs

[ ] Get drunk on good design

at Grand’s February Sip & Shop (featuring Karlsson’s Vodka)

[ ] Break out the old sneakers for some Bassment Raving

at the Allston House

[ ] Get your ( jungalism/jumpstyle/fidget house) freak on at HARUM SCARUM

at ZuZu