Because we all can’t be Lady GaGa, and society and modern living dictate that we must, at times, wear pants, we would like to direct your attention to The Warehouse Sale. Tuesday at the Marriott Copely Place between noon and 8pm is your chance to snag premium denim priced below wholesale. Because, let’s face it, you cut all your good pants into shorts as soon as the mercury hit 60 and your lower legs are getting a bit chilly these days (WTF, global warming? We thought you had our backs).

This “invite only” sale (just RSVP here, kids) includes styles for both guys and girls and, one would assume, guys who wear girl pants and girls who wear guy pants, if you’re into that sort of thing. And while the official promo image skews a little Rock of Love Bus for our tastes, the “buy any four items & get one free” speaks to that special place in our hearts that really hates doing anything in moderation.

–Jessie Rogers